Jean zippers that slowly creep down with any slight leg movement.
Buttons on the back pockets of jeans.
Or when you follow directions and it shrinks anyway.
Tights that make you feel like a segmented worm.
Those one-inch deep fake pockets they put in jackets.
Indecipherable washing instructions.
The way all tops are basically crop tops now.
Pockets that are completely useless because everything falls out of them.
The fact that clothing tags still feel like an itchy cactus brushing against your skin.
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